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Mini Demotivational Poster


QUESTION - How many men does it take to open a beer bottle? Zero. It should be open when she brings it.


TAGS: chauvinisic humor anger feminists
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:45 pm
wait ix - I am married, you're not, and it's your comment that doesn't make sense
IxLOVExYOU - May 10, 2011, 10:53 am
*your* not you're because you're = you are and doesn't make sense
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 7:11 am
*you're - dangit
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 5:41 am
ha ha until your married


THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING - The handheld M134 Minigun with 'Chainsaw action grip' Is it on your wish list this year?


TAGS: mini
Rating: 3.52/5

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CHICKS WITH GUNS - This is a feminist issue




MINI GOLF - ftw.


TAGS: mini golf little people midgets dwarves
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

Alexiel - July 12, 2008, 8:08 am
chibis
pro - June 19, 2008, 11:26 am
She's only hot from the vagina up, though.
Rondo - June 19, 2008, 10:03 am
Midgets, you know you want to bang one!
Heh - May 12, 2008, 8:34 pm
I bet she clubs him in the head on the backswing
Anon - May 3, 2008, 10:23 pm
The girl, she is hot.


WRITING YOUR NAME IN THE SNOW... -


TAGS: navy minigun gatlinggun funny military
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

MPsniper - July 8, 2013, 7:54 pm
gosh...i seem to remember MAKING THIS POSTER.
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm
d*mn lag
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm
d*mn lag
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm

single post?
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:31 pm

single post?
culos - February 2, 2011, 2:16 pm
Any excuse will do
culos - February 2, 2011, 2:16 pm
Any excuse will do
Benlulz - February 2, 2011, 1:36 pm
Same here
Benlulz - February 2, 2011, 1:36 pm
Same here
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:12 pm

damn lag. this is why i suck at online gaming.
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:11 pm

5weet!!
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:11 pm

5weet!!


OLD PAINLESS - The following scene has been rated M for Manly. May cause a deepening of the vocal cords, sudden hair growth in the chest area and the ONLY time a man is permitted to cry at a movie


TAGS: predator minigun
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by FatherTyme

nicholsjoshua15 - January 21, 2017, 9:24 pm
A man is free to cry at any tragic death in a war movie.


EPIC WIN -


TAGS: mini giraffe tiny cute cubby
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

ICEMAN - March 27, 2011, 2:57 am
Heh, heh. That comment should go on a poster, Aggy.
Cubbybear - March 26, 2011, 9:59 pm
A tribute to those directTV ads
agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 9:49 pm
Amsome! Finally, no longer would I have to trim my bonsai trees!


dad's revenge -


TAGS: star trek klingon minions despicable me
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 17, 2014, 2:15 pm
Fo? I've heard of pig Latin, but not fo.
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 10:57 am
When I was in grade school, we learned and all spoke fo. Drove my parents crazy cuz they never knew what the hell we were saying. And worse they never knew if we were talking about them...teehee.


MINIGUN - Approximately 1000-6000 rounds per minute. Could you ask for more? Yes. You probably could. Do you need more? No. Probably not.




BATTLESHIP -




MINIMALISM -




FEMINISM - The radical belief that women are people too.


TAGS: muslim feminism radical
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

GaryO - May 4, 2013, 1:23 pm
Well nic, I didn’t think it possible, but you are starting to make even less sense. Try to have a nice day. And….try aiming at the goal of maturity, and if that fails, zero in on attempts at humor. Otherwise, you’ll just remain a bore. cheers
nicholsjoshua15 - May 4, 2013, 12:59 pm
She's a human not a computer? Do you think all women are insane feminist? There are women a=out there that are smart enough to realize that men and women are both human.
GaryO - May 4, 2013, 11:09 am
Good choice, nic. Your girlhand will never ever leave you. Might wanna watch out for that pesky carpal tunnel though.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 4, 2013, 12:24 am
My chance of wanting to be with a woman who's a Nazi are very low. I have a girlfriend and she's sane unlike Nazis. Men's Liberation will win in the end!
steve1961 - May 3, 2013, 11:53 pm
Relax. The chances of you being with an actual woman is probably pretty remote...at least until you decide to move outta yer mamma's house...
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 11:31 pm
Feminism, the radical belief that all men are selfish and evil and when a man jumps in front of a bullet to save a woman he owed her and he deserved to die anyhow. That's a fact, and anyone who disagrees with me a fascist pig.
marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:53 pm
GIL, I declare Jihad on yer arse, 5L. lol
Bovee - April 14, 2011, 1:02 pm
Amsome. haha womens rights!
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 9:49 am
I know...it struck me as funny though. I love stereotypes because they all share the commonality of only being about 10% accurate, but what a funny 10%!
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:49 am
we're lucky they don't declare jihad on us chauvinists!! 5
Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 9:46 am

omg gil...5o very very wrong


DILLON MINIGUN - For when it positively, definitely has to be dead five minutes ago.


TAGS: dillon minigun
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:41 pm
Good luck with that on something that can burn a hundred rounds in two seconds. Individual targeting kinda goes out the window. On the other hand, at that rate, Quantity possesses a quality all its own.
steve1961 - July 24, 2013, 6:44 pm
You only need one round per customer...
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 4:57 pm
only problem is that there's only MAYBE a hundred rounds in that one... "bbzzzzzzt!" Well that was fun. time to reload."


NO MATTER WHAT - Your pet will never be as awesome as A MINIATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTER!


TAGS: no matter what baldur s gate ii minsc boo miniature giant space hamster
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Darky Mephisto

MO - March 8, 2010, 6:47 pm
Ahhh. That's better. Nuff fluffing around. What's the next bet and who has the avatar for the losers?
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
Gahhhhh puns.......... Bioware is my god. My nerd god that is, and they're just three hours away from me.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
That's ok Jake. I'll be back...
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:31 pm
El MO! HAhahahahahahahaahahaha ha ha..........um no.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:27 pm
Wait! Is it the Rock? Do you smelllll la la laaaaa what the MO's cookin! EL MO? Nothing... sheesh.
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:26 pm
@ Random: It was awesome, but like one step up from table top roll playing, and I try to distance myself from my past...*sobs*
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:23 pm
Capt Piccard was my guess.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 6:22 pm
I thought that pic was was LL Cool J
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:11 pm
Because Baldurs Gate was awesome?
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 4:15 pm
"Go for the eye Booo!! Go for the eyes!!!" [/geek] Oh god, why do I admit to knowing about these things?


Feminism -


TAGS: feminism politics
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by cj

Helldeath - October 20, 2008, 6:08 am
Point is ............. WOMEN SUCK !
RnR - September 1, 2008, 6:39 am
sexims sucks: for a job opening with seven equally qualified candidates, the female will always get it, unless there is also a handicapped or "minority-group" candidate.
pro - September 1, 2008, 4:17 am
One of the poster boards says: "Sexism is a handicap". Great news! My parking worries are over!
AG218 - September 1, 2008, 2:16 am
Think you missed the point...


Feminism -


TAGS: feminism
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Sean

Helldeath - October 29, 2008, 5:05 am
Every Man ... that violences a women more than a spanking to her ass or her tits .... is a fucking looser
GoForthAndDie - October 15, 2008, 3:27 pm
Sad. There's a huge difference between violence towards women and a good old-fashioned spanking.
Sean - July 31, 2008, 5:21 pm
Yes it was. I can't remember where I got it, but I know that I have seen it on several different websites. I also rubbed out the name of the company in case that was why it was not getting approved.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 31, 2008, 5:18 pm
Is this an actual ad? I mean, with the spanking?
Sean ... I mean Biff - July 31, 2008, 4:51 pm
oops.
Sean - July 31, 2008, 4:50 pm
Thank you. This was only approved after I moved the coffee can to block the lady's face (2 previous drafts were not approved). I don't know if that did the trick, so to speak, but she looks terrified. Makes the ad that much creepier.
Chica - July 31, 2008, 3:54 pm
Irony. You win at it.
Dude - June 18, 2008, 10:48 pm
The safeword is "Folgers".
Andre - May 4, 2008, 2:22 pm
That was a worthwhile comment.


MOTIVATIONAL - THE COMPLETE SOLUTION -


TAGS: minigun solution crazy
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by ArturiusMaxwell

nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 8:43 pm
a hammer is good enough for Tyreese (Walking Dead comic) it's good enough for me.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 12:15 pm
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail.


EQUALITY -


TAGS: minigun
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by CANADA

aesop's folly - November 13, 2009, 7:53 pm
yup
Zed - September 24, 2009, 5:35 pm
This was my favorite weapon in Resident Evil 2
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:43 am
Hmmmmm.... http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1146/567145434_0bb6f4dd43.jpg


REMINISCING -


TAGS: reminiscing
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Greeny - February 15, 2013, 10:18 pm
2010, best spring ever... scroll on down
Airman - May 17, 2010, 6:18 pm
this is a good one. a little too close to home
Cubbybear - May 14, 2010, 12:50 am
What sucks now is I can't trust a fart
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 1:10 pm
Excellent! Truely a funny demotivational poster! 5 close calls!


WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS - Use minigun.


TAGS: when all else fails minigun fallout 3 mods mod mini gun
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Feltorn

Pj3r - June 14, 2012, 3:54 pm
Too bad my bloody Win7 64-bit wont run the game, or else I'd have to go kill those poor little mole-ratties again. With the Reservist's Rifle of course....
falloutghoul - February 10, 2012, 5:45 pm
How about a trusty Railway Rifle? Whoo-Whooooo
Random Guy - May 30, 2009, 9:42 pm
Im pretty sure the Fat Man will never fail...
HtD - April 5, 2009, 7:24 pm
Dart Gun + Bottlecap Mine = LOL
Mr. Shiny - April 5, 2009, 6:35 pm
death claw gauntlet for me.
Elder God Douchebag - February 9, 2009, 10:08 am
Personally the Gatling Laser's for pussies. Real men stick a knife in something until it dies.
CraigR - February 9, 2009, 9:27 am
personally i'd go with the Gatling Lazer
Khatmonsuk - January 20, 2009, 12:32 pm
God I love Fallout 3.


THE ADMIN - They are Always watching, Even when you think they're not online They are!


TAGS: administrator admin watching you is eye
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by kirbyfighter12

MO - March 12, 2010, 7:07 pm
I tend to sneak "1" in every now and then. I can't type all that well...
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:02 pm
I really wish I had never promised myself that I would comment whenever I vote 1L.....1 Lion.


TUTA TUTA TUTA TOUCH ME -


TAGS: feminine side calendar
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mariand - August 16, 2011, 7:38 am
cool... 5 real ones for you...lol


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering women with more executive clout than the Patriot Act


TAGS: feminism political correctness new world order
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

funnyman37 - November 16, 2009, 4:40 pm
THEY BEST ALL BE THERE TO MAKE ME SOME GODDAMNED SAMMICHES!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 4:22 pm
Those fire hoses would break my neck and hurt my feelings.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:20 pm
Yep
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:19 pm
home in time for dinner.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:19 pm
Political Correctness appeals to the kind of person who secretly wishes they can take a ride in a time machine back to a Civil Rights march, so that they could participate -- but only if the weather was warm, the police restrained, and they could be ...
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:52 am
I could do without either one, to be honest.
Chopperliscious - October 28, 2009, 12:47 am
I concede that the Patriot was as much as a draconian measure on behalf of the conservatives as Political Correctness was on behalf of the socialist left. The one thing they have in common is that they were both bloodless coups.
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:20 pm
Nice of you to unintentionally concede that the Patriot Act is a draconian measure. As in the measure of all things Draconian. Ha.
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:55 pm
Why would you cook your woman FFS!?
abc123 - October 26, 2009, 12:37 pm
freaking women, they are only 3 good uses for them, cooking and f$$cking and raising kids. no more no less.
Kaldirris - October 26, 2009, 10:16 am
haha - reminds me of the old joke: Q: How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: 10. 1 to change the bulb, 1 to hold the ladder for safety, and 8 to be on the lookout for potential rapists.
bill - October 24, 2009, 12:56 pm
sadly enough, this shit is all true
John R - October 24, 2009, 7:00 am
it's funny, BECAUSE it's true
Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:34 pm
The first three Fives are appreciated. The other two low scores came from the Womens Studies faculty 101. Thanks a lot my cholestrally challenged sisters!


FLEA MARKET MONTGOMERY - It's just like... It's just like... A Mini-mawl...


TAGS: flea market montgomery mini mall mawl eyes eye
Rating: 1.46/5

More motifakes by Ross

13thCat - May 12, 2009, 6:01 am
Oh god this made me lol


destroying the zika virus -


TAGS: mosquito feminism
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

duxrus - August 26, 2016, 5:20 pm
That would be funnier (to this entomologist) if the depicted insect was a mosquito. But still VERY funny!
JesusWept - June 8, 2016, 8:10 am
LMAO!!! Outstanding! XD


Magic -


TAGS: magic bitch witch women feminism
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:53 pm
Wow. Why did it ** out screen s h o t? The profanity filters here are absolutely ***** with ***** and a **** in **** and they should go **** themselves with a ***** ***** **** ****** ** ** **** **** ******* and that's why the government kills people.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:51 pm
Am I supposed to know who she is? It would have been a better point if you had taken a particularly unflattering screenshot of Anita Sarkeesian.
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:36 am
WOOF!!!! I'm canine. I can't replace a monkey. Wrong species! LOL!
JesusWept - August 24, 2015, 3:58 pm
Try it on your computer ;) Thanks for the vote.
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:37 pm
Jesus, you of all here should know...I've been practicing that for well over 5L decades.
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:35 pm
Gone for a bit and look who they fill my position with...you bytch!
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 10:40 pm
LOL, JW!
JesusWept - August 22, 2015, 10:06 am
Thanks, oh Great One ;)
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:30 am
LOL!....and I am its Master! (eeeeevil laugh) 5 LOL lions!


DEADMAU5 - Failing has never been this awesome.




MEOW YOU TELL ME... -


TAGS: cats miniblind whiskers
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

abraaz - January 4, 2012, 6:51 am
Sorry, it's hard flying around space drunk.
PCat101 - December 22, 2011, 7:59 am
YAY! you buying drinks for everyone now?
abraaz - December 21, 2011, 8:25 pm
Yay my avatar is finally working, :D
abraaz - December 21, 2011, 8:24 pm
*test*
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:34 pm

and they wonder why i smoke. its so i don't kill them :)
Feasibly - December 20, 2011, 10:09 pm
Thx...Nothing like kids and parents keeping each others blood pressure up. ;)
Reality Lord - December 20, 2011, 8:55 pm

printed and posted on the fridge for my teenage kids to learn from. need i say.....5!


SILVIO BERLUSCONI - Italy is in good hands


TAGS: silvio berlusconi politic italy prime minister bush
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by Zephir

Derek - August 22, 2009, 12:34 am
He keeps on being re-elected. Must be doing something right.
Jmac0585 - July 28, 2009, 6:23 pm
Hook 'em, Euros!
VinceVicious - April 22, 2009, 12:58 am
Zephir - I'd say so!
pro - August 14, 2008, 10:46 am
One in the pink and one in the stink?


GREYBEARDS - Always Sensitive To Women's Issues


TAGS: greybeards sensitive women issue feminism t shirt pipe
Rating: 3/5

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Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 8:59 pm
I wonder if this sycophant has lowered to this just to get laid? Poor bastard is sadly mistaken - only alpha male assholes get laid. That's simple evolution.
Culos - June 10, 2009, 5:23 pm
That's right, he's applied to join the order but the vote's still out
weber - June 10, 2009, 4:39 pm
That's Bill Bailey!


EVIL OVERLORD -


TAGS: evil overlord murder mayhem minions magic
Rating: 2.19/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 21, 2009, 5:02 pm
Of course I enjoy my work.
Khatmonsuk - January 21, 2009, 4:55 pm
The Mighty M's!


FEMINISM -


TAGS: feminism political correctness women
Rating: 4.12/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2013, 4:47 pm
I damn near popped a bra strap...lmfao. Got a 5 from me.


NO NO NO!!! - I said, "Summon SATAN'S minions!




FEMINIST ICONS -


TAGS: feminism icons fisting sammich propaganda mensactivism
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

DrEvo82 - November 11, 2009, 7:40 am
Awesome, just awesome. 5 lions!
CANADA - November 10, 2009, 8:47 pm
LMAO 5LIONS!
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 8:34 pm
Shoppin' is nothing without the wit and words to back it.
Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 8:32 pm
Lol cheers. Paint shop pro version 9 ROCKS!
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 8:30 pm
5L for the poster. And another 5L for your patience, Chopper.


MIDGET FETISH - This guy has one.


TAGS: midget fetish joke this guy minigolf
Rating: 1.69/5
Öhhh - November 3, 2009, 9:28 am
Lätt att jag trycker henne


MARILYN MANSON - 'And I will call him, Mini-Manson.'




BUREAUCRACY -




THE FIFTIES - Just damn fortunate, we were, to make it to the 60's.


TAGS: feminine hygiene lysol fifties ads
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

! - June 18, 2009, 5:20 am
wtf, they used lysol for that????


MOVIES - Inspiring people from all walks of life to make asses out of themselves




SLENDERMAN -




FRUSTRATION -


TAGS: pzy frustration job miniskirt rack
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Chrysophase2003 - June 30, 2012, 10:23 pm
Well, glad to hear the tradition of annoyance with one's duties is alive and well.
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 8:39 pm
It’s Email, and yes, I thoroughly enjoy penning the reason they weren’t selected, like; ‘Thank you for taking the opportunity to waste my time and your gas. Oh, and no, electronic engineers do not “get to wear those stripped caps” and run Lionel trains.
Chrysophase2003 - June 29, 2012, 1:19 pm
Wow. Lucky you. I didn't know anybody bothered to send out rejection letters anymore. They figure you're not worth the time, paper, or postage anymore.
GaryO - June 23, 2012, 12:06 pm
Amazing. I only sent that to seven people, and one ends up here……


SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET THEM VOTE -


TAGS: feminism women kramarae
Rating: 4.54/5

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falloutghoul - November 9, 2012, 7:11 pm
Internet Tourettes: The radical notion that what you say on the Internet doesn't matter.


FREE STUFF - In the digital age, if it's free, You're not the customer You're the product


TAGS: direct marketing data mining freebies
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

ughomer - November 5, 2012, 10:45 am
How TRUE - 5L.


LOVE - Beautiful in any form


TAGS: midget mini golf love beautiful
Rating: 2.71/5

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Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 2:37 pm
Good photoshop job. They almost look like real midgets or dwarves.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 4:53 pm
You tell 'em Bri Bri (5 from me) ... p.s.: you're on yer own, we never had this chat, now run like yell! * whistles (Greensleeves) *


WHAT THE RABBI SAID -


TAGS: a priest a minister a rabbi and your mom
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 3:34 pm
I love it and boy isnt that the truth 5/5


THE PAPER - Should be like a miniskirt Long enough to cover everything... But short enough to keep it interesting


TAGS: paper miniskirt
Rating: 4.47/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 12:20 pm
Thanks, I shall wear them with pride :) rofl
mariand - August 7, 2011, 12:19 pm
cool...5 paper miniskirts for you


AIRMAN -


TAGS: lego minigun person with hat
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

ArturiusMaxwell - July 25, 2011, 12:22 pm
Can't say its a lie. Awesomeness lingers with you after exposure lol
Airman - June 2, 2011, 3:37 pm
I just saw this. Nice that you got my good 5ide!


FEMININE MYSTIC - I keep it right here in my prostate




FEMINIST - NICE RACK


TAGS: feminist
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by pierce

WTF - April 7, 2009, 2:30 pm
I'd bang that for a dollar!
Cubbybear - October 10, 2008, 6:01 pm
She a solid 7
Johnny - October 9, 2008, 8:38 pm
Pixels didn't matter on this one. She's a feminist so there's not much to look at anyway. Find me a feminist that Cubby would consider a 10.
Ag218 - October 9, 2008, 7:51 pm
Mmmm... love my girls pixely!


DARTH EVIL - This is my apprentice I shall call him.... Mini Maul (Get it? Mini Maul? BWAHAHAHA!)




ON SALE NOW - all midget hookers now HALF PRICE!!


TAGS: mini
Rating: 1.27/5

More motifakes by dareall

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 9:58 am
Man MaccA, are you in the wrong place.
MaccA - July 21, 2009, 4:00 am
Hey c'mon, that's a 'little' harsh...
Porcelina - October 17, 2008, 7:27 pm
I think that's the lead singer of My Chemical Romance's 'mini me'
aPauling - July 22, 2008, 12:52 pm
Short term financing now available due to our low overhead!
Shrek - July 14, 2008, 8:40 pm
is they because the are in... "Short" supply?


DEFINITIONS -


TAGS: feminine perspective mistake humor
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 4, 2013, 6:46 pm

Thanks, Cynic! I love hammering old jokes into another shape.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 1:33 pm
I've heard this many times. However, it's the different pictures that people choose to go along with the caption is always cracking me up. 5L


FEMININITY - This ain't it


TAGS: wrestling olympic feminine
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by vilnius

vilnius - July 29, 2012, 12:17 pm
of all the sports she could have chosen, she chose wrestling
mariand - July 29, 2012, 12:09 pm
Man, that's a game...she doesn't slam other women from pleasure...it's a competition.
vilnius - July 28, 2012, 7:32 pm
there's a difference between a well toned woman, and one who likes to bulk up and slam other women to the mat
SteveFurlong - July 28, 2012, 5:31 pm
Cheap shots aside, I like muscles on a woman. I'm a martial artist (mid-level black belt in Wing Chun) and am always glad to see serious female martial artists -- and they're all somewhat stocky from the muscle.
SteveFurlong - July 28, 2012, 5:29 pm
Could I ask them to put a bag over their faces first?
steve1961 - July 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
I dare you to say that they are not feminine to their faces. ;)


FEMININITY - This ain't it




Blind -


TAGS: feminism war men women hammy
Rating: 3.58/5

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lgvernon - September 9, 2013, 10:25 pm

5L for this beautiful poster, but man I dislike that quotation.


MINI ELVIS - Rock N Roll will never be the same


TAGS: mini elvis
Rating: 2.5/5

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Funnyfreakingstuff - December 15, 2011, 6:18 pm
Chubby cheeks
Jacob - March 24, 2011, 8:22 pm
LogicDude you just hit the nail on the head
Jacob - March 24, 2011, 8:22 pm
LogicDude you just hit the nail on the head
LogicDude - April 1, 2009, 1:51 pm
Son of Cubby???


CHURCH SONGS - Pushing for paedophilia since 1962...




MUUUUUMMMM!!!! -


TAGS: ive got friends down here no we don t want mini pizzas and put some damn pants on pzy
Rating: 4.63/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:53 am
I can just imagine.
crankyhead - October 8, 2010, 3:10 am
Took a second, but when the funny hit, it hit hard. =)
Zealot - October 7, 2010, 9:14 pm
the more i think about it, the more i laugh


INFINITY -


TAGS: and beyond i propose a minimum iq requirement for breeding couples
Rating: 4.52/5

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thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:38 am
Oh, shit. My bad.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 11:37 am
hmmmmmm
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 3:38 pm
Einstein was the man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:47 pm
No worries....they were OK with garlic butter......
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:45 pm
Yikes did she put us to shame in the junk department. Sorry about the crabs by the way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:40 pm
Not since we had that 3=way with Rhea Perlman.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:37 pm
Ha! You've had worse.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:33 pm
I'm not into dogs....that's why I rejected Rerun's advances.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:32 pm
But I'd never want to come between you two Moo+.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:27 pm
He only made them so Spacedog would take him back....You guys are so cute together.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
Wow! Great run of posters TTH, 5Ls all round.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:41 pm
@ Grey......Waaaaaa? @TTH,.....she's got a great ass as well...I'm a bad person.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:38 pm
is it a snicker? or a snigger, or a giggle or a girly "hehehe" or a full fledeged drop to your knees belly laugh? cause I get that too...the snigger, not the drop to your knees thing, you know what I'm saying, right moo+?
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:37 pm
Mrs.Mooooooooooooooooooo is a very patient young woman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:33 pm
Actually, She laughs at you behind your back......Mrs.Mooooooooo laughs right to my face.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:30 pm
She is very supportive of my Moti-career. As long as I get the dishes done before she gets home.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm
5L
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm
Damn, so many excellent posters!! Trashette must be wondering when you're coming back with that gallon of milk


PROVERBS - "Little strokes... ...fell great oaks"


TAGS: march challenge proverbs minime has a hottie
Rating: 4.48/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 6:15 pm
The yellow brick road?
TigerKid - March 6, 2010, 6:14 pm
Who is she?
BoneCD - March 6, 2010, 8:00 am
LMFAO...how did I miss this.
Fatt Matt - March 5, 2010, 5:19 pm
Is that a vienna sausage in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Woodywood03a - March 5, 2010, 4:59 pm
I would guess again... he is rich and well knowned... worldwide!!! Do you think he has a poor hand??? I think it is the other way around.
Derek - March 2, 2010, 6:04 pm
One might've thought life had dealt him a poor hand...


TIME MACHINES EXIST - A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future and what a can of Coke will cost in 2020.


TAGS: mini bar 50cal
Rating: 4.33/5

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FEMININITY - This ain't it!


TAGS: femininity bodybuilding muscles
Rating: 4.33/5

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pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 8:45 am
I'd rather be fat, flabby and unfit than look like that. Oh, I am... Awesome.
BoneCD - July 23, 2012, 9:04 pm
If you are say "down there" and they sneeze...pop, there goes your head right onto the floor...I mean I'm just say'n.
steve1961 - July 23, 2012, 1:31 am
My heart and mind say that every body is a thing of beauty-however my man parts have just cried out in terror...


KELLY DISCOVERS - That Brad's 'Mini-Glock' has just misfired.




SCHOOL UNIFORMS -


TAGS: pray for a strong wind miniskirts awesome catholicism
Rating: 3.82/5

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Mongoose - November 29, 2010, 7:27 am
Bartimaeus - I hope it is very cold!!
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 8:03 pm
Pretty much...maybe some of the other private schools have them too; the private schools are primarily Catholic where I live. They're certainly not in public high schools.
Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:33 am
Only Catholic schools have uniforms in the US?
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:32 am
I hope it's not a cold night.
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:27 am
It's about as lazy as one can get, all he has to do is slap a cardboard sign around his neck.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:26 am
A nudist challenging the establishment? So he's wearing clothes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:26 am
Gay Lemmy....I can see it.
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:25 am
Lemmy from Motorhead. Friend of mines going as a nudist on strike.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:24 am
Gay cowboy this year Random?
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:23 am
Only during the Stampede. And drunken times. And this upcoming Halloween.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:22 am
I have no local news.....I live in a field. But at least I don't wear a cowboy hat like Random.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:21 am
You need to hands to eat a sammich?...Good point. Tell her to bring you a plate and THEN you can use the pimp slap. After you're done eating, you can throw the plate; that'll be epic and might even land you on your local news. *thumbs up*
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:20 am
Pretty much. I'm bored and surfing the web for some good images.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:20 am
Always lurking eh Random?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:19 am
Random.....For The Win!
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:19 am
Depends on what you're slapping her with
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:16 am
How am I supposed to hold the sandwich and slap her at the same time?
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:15 am
That's what the pimp hand is for!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:12 am
I appreciate the apology, I try to treat women with the utmost.........Hang on, I'm trying to get this bitch to understand that I want the sammich and the blowjob at the same time.....can't find my belt......
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:09 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo, I'm sorry for implying that you think of women as things and not people designed by God to please us. @Goat: You knew Ella Fitzgerald!?
The Goat - October 3, 2009, 1:56 am
I knew one girl whose skirts were always 4-6" higher when she got to school than when she left home. No bare stomachs in those days but she made a good career as a jazz singer!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:34 am
I meant the caption....I would never objectify a woman by judging her on her appearance.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:32 am
Thanks. There's nothin' like a skirt that shows a little more than it's supposed to; praise the pink book bag. lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:17 am
Nice.5.
spacedog - October 2, 2009, 10:41 pm
Amen.
CANADA - October 2, 2009, 9:43 pm
FAP FAP FAP. AMEN!


FEMINISTS - Cause only ugly chicks join "the Movement"




MINIVAN -


TAGS: mom mini van
Rating: 3.17/5

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Sean - April 22, 2011, 12:02 pm
oops ... anyway, it's great poster, just not an original submission.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 12:00 pm
Don't get me wrong, it's a great
NotoriousGIL - April 22, 2011, 3:23 am
Hmmm...remarkably like Jan 2008 Motifake: http://www.motifake.com/1211 and about 2000 other places on the internet.
Waylander - April 21, 2011, 10:44 am
Nope
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 6:58 am
The house is quiet - crickets are chirping
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:38 pm
Is there anyone who hasn't seen this one for the first time five years ago?


FEMINISTS - They see all men as pigs, I see all them as cows.




HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS! - Mini Cubbybear got out of his cage last night


TAGS: mini me
Rating: 3.08/5

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A SENSE OF BELONGING - These women have it almost right(they should be naked)


TAGS: feminism
Rating: 2.71/5

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canada - June 24, 2009, 3:16 pm
they dont need to be naked cause that looks pretty hot now, they just need to do it on command
kirkland - November 3, 2008, 7:58 am
Jeebus. I iron on a stepladder all the time.


I'D LIKE A COPY -


TAGS: dumb ass administration
Rating: 2.63/5

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firefly - June 18, 2009, 2:11 pm
Set up.


RED KRYPTONITE - He said later it was because of red kryptonite, that lying misogynist bastard


TAGS: superman comics feminism womens lib humor doris kryptonite
Rating: 2.47/5

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Ag218 - December 27, 2008, 4:12 am
What was the word he used? "Uppity?"


YOUR DOING IT RIIIIGHT -


TAGS: feminism
Rating: 2.31/5

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QUOTE MINING - When removing from context is the only way to make your case deleted deleted




FEMININE HYGIENE - You're doing it wrong




GERMAN FOOTBALL FAIL - And that's the same guy...


TAGS: soccer football fail germany karl heinz rumminige
Rating: 2/5

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Captainglobehead - December 30, 2011, 5:05 pm
Completely different incident. Look closely at the uniforms. Nearly identical fail happened twice.
Sivark - October 31, 2010, 1:19 am
Look at the position of the hands and legs. it's not he same scene
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 1:42 am
LMAO!!! I know, right?
ladyomegasupreme - October 9, 2010, 1:41 am
it is the same guy, btu the pic was taken @ 2 differnt angles
forseti - June 23, 2010, 4:58 pm
that is exact the same scene in black and white, isn't it?!? don't get it...


GET IT RIGHT - http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/aluminium and click the speaker button


TAGS: aluminium
Rating: 1.33/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 9:26 am
We don't spell it or pronounce it aluminium. We spell it and pronounce it aluminum. It's a different word, hookers.
Absoludicrous - August 29, 2008, 7:32 pm
Pronunceation? Are you serious? Knee yourself in the face immediately. You've got to get the stupid out. Bleach might help if you drink a few pints.


Love Button -




Reminisce -


TAGS: reminisce in the snow
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:58 am
Well……was happy….was


Despicable Me Emporium -


TAGS: despicable me minions
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - July 15, 2013, 6:29 pm
The Minions, the best characters in both film's, fully enjoyable by adults and kids without explanations.


The Sliderule Quandaries -


TAGS: calculus minimus gluteus maximus
Rating: 4.9/5

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ughomer - February 21, 2014, 6:52 am
AU ~ a paper company production toilet paper roll is as big as a house!
Silverheart - February 20, 2014, 11:38 pm

I make toilet paper at work... does that count?
maoworks2 - February 20, 2014, 5:04 pm
What's That Paper On A Roll ?
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:47 am
nor shall it be


THIS IS A MAN'S WORLD -


TAGS: office secretary now feminism bikini
Rating: 4.85/5

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spacedog - September 7, 2010, 9:08 pm
Excellent. 5L
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 10:09 am
BOOM!! 5L


REMEMBER THAT 1L BOMBER -


TAGS: reminiscing
Rating: 4.68/5

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Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
I bet we could get some keyboard ties and make them standard parts of our uniforms.
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2010, 7:01 am
we gotta talk to Mr M about "wild tie" Fridays...we're looking kinda drab in our standard issue CIA outfits. 5L
Faceplant31 - December 7, 2010, 6:30 pm
Just like them hookers in Vegas


Reminiscing the dreams -




ALONE -


TAGS: pzy alone pink feminine side
Rating: 4.57/5

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Derek - August 16, 2011, 10:43 pm
Always been the case for me. 5L


*sigh*...excuse me... -


TAGS: feminism john callahan
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 2:41 am
In this situation, it'd be easy to p**s off a feminist. Just walk up to the counter and ask the female employee, "Hi, where are the cookbooks? While I'm at work, my wife wants to do some cooking for me." . . . riiight?
lgvernon - July 1, 2013, 9:19 am

OMG, this is funny!~~
GaryO - July 1, 2013, 6:57 am
Yup, two very talented actors slumming in a not so funny parody show (SNL like)….gotta wade thru the whole thing for one giggle….and that with ‘medicinal’ assistance
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2013, 3:20 am
Portlandia?


KNOW WHAT REALLY SUCKS? - Working for the minimum wage...


TAGS: vampire sucks minimum wage
Rating: 4.5/5

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falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:28 am
I bet she's enjoying it.


score -


TAGS: gas prices cars mini coopers trucks suvs planes trains and automobiles
Rating: 4.43/5

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Bolverk3778 - June 18, 2014, 2:48 am
That would depend on which Mini you are referring! The modern Mini is BMW 3 Series in a flashy frock, The original Mini Cooper was truly frugal not just in the cost of fuel but servicing also.


HEADHUNTING -




HOUSING IN SINGAPORE -




SCIENTOLOGY -




CYBORG MODERATORS - Delivering 6,000 rounds of sloppy sobs of joy per minute To the Timmies, Trolls, flamers and bombers who desperately need it.




EVEN AS A CHILD... - Bone was "masking up" to hide his sensitive side… His eye for beauty and irony, and it made it hard for the victims to ID him!


TAGS: bone tribute mask hide feminine side
Rating: 3.71/5

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BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 7:33 am
*Wipes tear from his eye* Those were the days!


BUDGET CUTS - Germany suffered a lot of them towards the end of WWII


TAGS: mini mp40
Rating: 3.58/5

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spacedog - April 29, 2010, 8:02 pm
Psshhh. It's the ammo that's really Empressive.
usaf1995 - April 29, 2010, 7:36 pm
Nicely ditailed MP-38


E.G.D. - Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean we aren't out to get you. Especially now that we know where you live.


TAGS: flying fortress douchebag elder god minion
Rating: 3.21/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 22, 2009, 9:28 am
Yeah, but the voices speak in Chinese, so I have no idea what they're saying.
LogicDude - January 22, 2009, 6:59 am
You're all just jealous because the voices don't talk to you...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 21, 2009, 11:57 pm
Hehehehehe, "minions use rear entrance". Is that a command or just bragging?
Sean - January 21, 2009, 9:16 pm
PARANOIA Well, at least you're never lonely ....


THE MIGHTY GREYBEARD - Amid his moderating minions, pointed and roared... REJECTED!




"YOUR FEET ARE NOT LINED SQUARELY ON THE GRID, SIR." - Pat Down Routine Violation


TAGS: transportation security administration
Rating: 3/5

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Bolverk3778 - April 3, 2013, 8:53 am
This type of idiocy is the main reason I no longer holiday in the USA, All that wasted time standing in line while a blue shirted jobs-worth complains your not standing in the right place.


diminishing returns -




MEMORIES - War, Famine, Pestilence, Death... Ah... there is no place like home.




DIGNITY - $6.55/Hr can buy a lot of it


TAGS: dignity minimum wage
Rating: 1.92/5

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LogicDude - December 1, 2008, 8:49 am
But people already point at my car when I drive by and call it the "Wienermobile"...you mean that's not the same?


FROSTY - has been busy




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